Israeli Dancing Sydney

 

 

 


Annual Dance Camp 
1st - 3rd August 2003

Camp 2003 Presentations  - updated - see below!!

 

CATEGORIES

NOMINATIONS / WINNERS

THE NOISIEST MOROCCANS AWARD

This award is for noisiness in both word and/or action at all special events

NOMINATIONS:

SAMMY, ASHER, ELI, HILLEL

WINNER[S]: SAMMY & ASHER [TIED]

[Encouragement goes to Eli & Hillel to try again next year]

MOST PROMISING STH AFRICAN AWARD

This award is made for general outrageousness, chutzpah and generally behaving like your stereotypical Israeli Aussie

NOMINATIONS: MARILYN

Because the category was designed for Marilyn

WINNER: MARILYN

Because Marilyn is in a category of her own

THE SHIMMY AWARD

This is the “if you’ve got it ...shake it” category

NOMINATIONS:

DIANA, PEARL, DAN, MARTIN X 2, TONI, ELI, NURIT ….and a long list of other outstanding shimmiers

SURPRISE WINNER: ELI

Just goes to show…..

THE SHEIK OF THE HAREM AWARD

This award is for style & management when you’re the only rooster in the coop;  It is awarded according to how many bras you have hanging on show in your boudoir

NOMINATIONS: DAN, MARTIN F & ASHER

WINNER: DAN

Proves that advertising & marketing your wares does get you places

TIED Ist RUNNERS UP:

MARTIN F & ASHER

BEST MARATHON
MORNING-TILL-NIGHT-HERMIT-CRAB COLLECTORS AWARD

WINNERS: LIAT, BEN & ROMMY

In this Exclusive Category

‘SAMMY-OF-ALL-TRADES’ AWARD

This award recognizes exceptional ability to solve problems above & beyond the call of duty and to be all-round Mr Good Guy

CLEAR WINNER : SAMMY

Because “Jack” doesn’t suit him

-Campfire builder extraordinairre-Purveyor of batteries-Master schlepper-Mr Fixit in any sun & sound crisis-General ‘always- there- when- you -need -him’ good guy

THE “UN-SULLIED & UN-BESMIRCHED” AWARD

This award is made to one who has brought the word ‘besmirched’ into camp usage

CLEAR WINNER : ELIZABETH

Who has brought more meaning to the word than she intended

THE “SULLIED & BESMIRCHED” AWARD

CLEAR WINNER: MARTIN G.

You’d know why if you visited room ‘14’ on Saturday night

THE HAIR-STRAIGHTENING AWARD

CLEAR WINNER: ELIZABETH

Because she brought the equipment to do the deed –the envy of all curly– haired roomies

 

THE BEST JOKE-OF-CAMP TELLER AWARD

Otherwise known as the Olay-Olay award

CLEAR WINNER : Mary

You never can tell what lies beneath an innocent- looking & composed exterior

THE CHIEF BEHIND-THE-SCENES ORGANISER AWARD

CLEAR WINNER: AVIVA

THE BEST ‘DANCER-BY-OSMOSIS’ AWARD

This is a unique award made to the one who is never there to learn the dances because he’s away practicing for the ‘Sammy Of All Trades’ award title—–and STILL knows how to dance them!! —even in Ugh boots

CLEAR WINNER: SAMMY

 

Because he must clearly be picking up the steps in his sleep through physical contact with the dance teacher, whose mind continues to dance in a horizontal position next to him

THE “OMNIPOTENT BEING” AWARD

Another unique award category. The winner must be able to demonstrate super-human feats [and to have super-human feet]

 

CLEAR WINNER: FRANCES

. Director of frolic
. Director of traffic
. Queen Bee
. Orchestrator of Mischief
. Organizer of sublime campsites
. Organizer of Perfect weather
. Teacher Extraordinaire
. General Kick-ass
. The one who makes 1 mistake a year to show she’s human — but even G-d makes mistakes occasionally

THE VOLTAREN AWARD

An award made to those troopers whose swollen knees, battered feet, backs, necks & addled brains have kicked in— and made it through to the end of camp

NOMINATIONS: DIANA, TONI, PEARL, MARILYN, CAROL, ANNE B, MARTIN F……….the list goes on and on….AND ON !!!!

WINNERS: ALL CAMP ATTENDERS OVER THE AGE OF 12

LATE ENTRIES—PREVIOUSLY UN-ANNOUNCED CATEGORIES

THE “LARGEST JUNK FOOD AND INTOXICATING BEVERAGES COLLECTION” AWARD

CLEAR WINNER: ROOM 6

Within seconds of the inhabitants’ arrival, the place looked like a bottle shop and candy store

THE YOUNGEST DANCER AWARD

CLEAR WINNER : BABY BUSQILA

Who gave new meaning to

“ Look-the baby’s kicking”

 

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