[ TO THE TUNE OF VOLARE]

CREDIT & ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
TO DAN & KATHY FOR THE INSPIRATION
AND TO FRANCES …..FOR THE PERSPIRATION

CHORUS

VOLTARIN OH, OH!
NAPROXYN— WOE WOE WOE WOE

SO ADDICTED WE ARE TO OUR DANCE
EACH YEAR WE COME TO A CAMP

FOR 2 DAYS AND 2 NIGHTS WE ENDURE ALL THE PAIN
BUT WE STILL MAKE A COMEBACK AGAIN AND AGAIN

TO DANCE, DRINK & PARTY & SING & TELL JOKES TILL IT HURTS

SWOLLEN KNEES, BATTERED FEET, BACK & NECKS, ADDLED BRAINS—ALL BE DAMNED!

CHORUS

HEY, FRANCES, THE DANCES ARE GREAT!!
WE COMMENCE— FASHIONABLY LATE

THEN WE DANCE THROUGH THE NIGHT 
THERE’S NO ENDING IN SIGHT
AS OUR BACKS AND KNEES GRIEVE
STILL NOT BEARING TO LEAVE

PANADOL. NEUROPHEN & COMPRESSION AWAIT US TONIGHT!!

BUT NO WAIT—THERE IS MORE!! —
THERE’S A PARTY TILL 4, TO DELIGHT

CHORUS

SO YOU SEE– WE ARE IN A BIND
THE SONGS HAVE INVADED OUR MINDS

FIRST THE CIRCLES AND COUPLES, THEN WINE & THE SONG
AND THE CAMPFIRE, MARSHMALLOWS & GREAT SINGALONGS

THEN THE HAMSA TAKES OVER AND 
SO DOES THE PAIN IN THE FEET

IT’S ALL WORTH IT YOU SEE—
‘CAUSE IT MAKES THE EXPERIENCE COMPLETE!!

CHORUS

VOLTARIN OH, OH!
NAPROXYN— WOE WOE WOE WOE